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SPRINGTIME IN AMSTERDAM: MY TRIBUTE TO WALLY TAX (1948-2005)
by Words & Images By Ralph Heibutzki
Jun 19, 2012

SPRINGTIME IN AMSTERDAM

Easter Weekend (1994):
Another bank holiday for Londoers,
A good excuse for me to blitz the Continent
by bus. Whatever.

I started Saturday on the Prins Hendrikstraat
     where the hookers are always in season
     & the air is thick with the ashes
     of stillborn promises
Falling from pimps' lips.  But I had other ideas.

I'd spent a long, frustrating afternoon
Searching for the hotel window
     where Chet Baker (insert occupation:
     "doomed junkie trumpeter extraordinaire")
Jumped to his final reward

& kissed the pavement in '88.
Either nobody knew nor cared to tell me.
For a city that rejoices in its reputation as the drug capital of Europe

I found this a little (bit) disconcerting.
I turned toward a cafe,
     & then a long, bony finger
     tapped my shoulder:
"I read your mind, my friend.

We do not give up our secrets here so easily.
     & there he stood, a slim, spider figure
     looking vaguely: a long way
     from the Dutch Beat Boom God
Who raised so much hell with his comrades in dissipation,

The Outsiders...from '65 to '69,
But yes, through the whisper of a beard
& jet black hair framing that oval face,
I knew it could be...the one 'n' only

Outsiders' lead singer, Wally Tax,
     "The Entertainer" himself.
     He spread his hands in an apology of sorts,
     & asked: "Can I trouble you for 20 guilders?
My local is not so far from here."

I shrugged.  "Sure, Wally, but...why do you need
     anything from me?  All those '70s hits,
     'Miss Wonderful,' 'It's Raining In My Heart,'
Surely, you must have saved a little bit..."
"All gone," he shrugged.  "Long gone."

We continued down the Prins Hendrikstraat.
I heard the hue & cry go up:
     "Live sex show at 7:30!
     Hurry, hurry, babysitting is provided!"
We kept on walking.  Wally pointed vaguely

off in the distance, and clipped a cigarette
in his mouth: "It's too far from here, but...I like
to walk my dog every day, past the tax building,
and let it take a shit there."

Again, he smiled, & we shared a laugh:
"My name is Tax, so I figure, it fits.
     I'm not so young anymore, but..."
     A sigh.  "I do whatever I can
     to shake things up."

I wanted to say something more
But I could only stammer:
    "So tell me, Wally...why do we treat
     our Beat heroes like you?
Why do we wait until after they're gone

to acknowledge whatever work they've done?"
He took a long cigarette from his cigarette,
cocked his head, & finally, he smiled: "Very simple, my friend.
It's because we don't look back."

Just then, the shadow of the corner convenience store
     swallowed him up.  I wanted an autograph
     but he had already gone
     leaving me with myself & my idle memories:
Springtime in Amsterdam.

P.S. If you happen to visit the grave (plot 37, De Nieuwe Ooster,
Amsterdam), look past the birth and death dates: "Wally Tax:
1948-2005"...walk around...and you'll see the two words that put
my memories into place: "Outsider.  Entertainer."

CODA #1
I
have only been to Amsterdam once, as this piece notes...my loss, though it's not for laziness that I haven't made it back yet!  Trust me, it's on the list.  What sticks with me, even now, is that I hit the road during a major holiday weekend, without a hint of where I'd be sleeping that night...

...but eventually, after a great deal of scrabbling, scrounging around and stair-climbing -- one of my other lasting memories, as every flight seemed to wind  into the clouds -- I finally managed to find a hostel that was right next to a whorehouse.  But that made sense, especially when the management admitted, in the middle of the night, about half a dozen more stragglers...

...who had to settle for mattresses on the floor, because there were already a couple dozen of us trying, against all odds, to grab some semblance of sleep!  That's the atmosphere I wanted to salute in this piece, which appeared in The Chiron Review...but, alas, has since stopped publishing. Having just done an Outsiders entry, I figured it only makes sense to post this particular piece here, providing a bit more exposure than it would have garnered the first time around.

My acqaintance with Wally's music kick-started the inspiration that I needed.  I don't want to say too much more about all the themes running through these lines, which are for your interpretation alone -- and it's best left that way.  We live in an age where everything is predigested, pre-explained and prepackaged before you get your hands on it.  However, not everything lends itself to that approach, and if you've read this far, I reckon that you agree.

I'd also be remiss
if I didn't mention Tom Krabbendam, the Outsiders' former rhythm guitarist, who also died in February, aged 63, in Groningen -- where he'd worked as a miller in recent years, a lifetime away from the madness that he'd unleashed with his former band, yet without whom the next  waves of out-of-control recklessness would have been unimaginable. 

This piece is for him, too, and anybody who raises hell with nothing more than an amp and a guitar -- who has the courage to go from a whisper to a scream against the tides of social convention, driven on by a different kind of drummer that only they can hear. Godspeed, and God Bless.

CODA #2: "SPRINGTIME IN AMSTERDAM" TAB
(Special thanks to Andrew Wang for this transcription)
Solo instruments include: piano, saxophone, violin

Intro: Am-A6 repeated with “ragtime” piano sound

Verse:
Am/Dm7/E7/D7
F7/E7/
F7

Chorus: A A7
Springtime in Amsterdam

Solo:
A-Dm7/Dm7/E7/D7
F7/E7/F7/A

Verse:Am/Dm7/E7/D
F/E7/F

Chorus: A A7
Springtime in Amsterdam

Here’s my take, hope it helps. The solo’s pretty close to the verse progressions.

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