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I don't care about the press
And music magazines
I don't like teachers
I never read fanzines
I wanna live on the road
I wanna die on stage
Just let me play my guitar
I do the best I can

Don't slander my name
Don't stab me in the back
Don't tell me what's good or bad
Let me do what I please
Let me do what I like
Let me up I'm satisfied...

--THE DOGS ("Satisfied")

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4.29.94 EP: THE DATING-GO-ROUND/SOMEBODY FOR ME X 2 (PLUGGED/UNPLUGGED)
4.29.94 EP (Tracks 1-3):
The Dating-Go-Round/Somebody For Me (Plugged)/Somebody For Me (Unplugged)

Chairman Ralph (Words+ Music): Beatbox, electric/acoustic guitar, vocals
Recorded: 8.27.21

Edited/Produced By: Don Hargraves


<THE DATING-GO-ROUND>
I'm all alone on the dating-go-round
Time's tickin' away, it's never found
Every second counts, it's time for me
To run the score down...

CHORUS
Ad after ad after ad sounds the same:
"I wanna go bowling or walking in the woods
Or strolling on the beach with my future mate":
Don't tell me about your downtime, tell me about you!

I'm all alone on the dating-go-round
A cacophony of words 'n' sounds
No wonder I'm always feeling
Like the odd man out!

CHORUS 2
Round 'n' round, I'm circling the drain
(Is this really any way to shop for a soulmate?)
Saturday's pickins are lookin' pretty slim
I'd better take a break before I do myself in!

BRIDGE
I can't keep on staring at this screen
But I can't go back to the bars, either
I'm always caught betwixt 'n' between
So what the hell do I do now?

Well, good luck on the dating-go-round
& Keep your ears pressed right against the ground
& pray you don't roll a snake eye on the way out

& pray you don't roll a snake eye on the way out
& pray you don't roll a snake eye on the way out...


<SOMEBODY FOR ME>
Deep in the wilderness of Kalamazoo,
Gothic Budgie watches 'n' waits:
She's dressed in black, always on the attack,
Armed with her brushes & paints

She's out of the shadow of Mom 'n' Dad's thumb,
Away from all their bad taste...
Now she's laying it on the line
in a personal ad (she's got no time to waste:)

CHORUS
There must be somebody for me,
Somebody who loves art & poetry:
There must be somebody for me...

There must be somebody for me,
Somebody who sees what others can't see:
There must be somebody for me!

Lost in thought at the campus coffee shop,
Gothic Budgie sips again & sighs:
She's been scanning those ads all afternoon,
But nothing really catches her eye

She's looking for some action,
Some deeper satisfaction, someone closer to her taste:
This latest ad of hers had better do the trick,
'Cause she ain't got a minute left to waste:

CHORUS
There must be somebody for me,
Somebody who loves art & poetry:
There must be somebody for me...

There must be somebody for me,
Somebody who sees what others can't see:
There must be somebody for me!

<BRIDGE>
The weeks roll by
In the blink of an eye
But Budgie's found nothing that catches her eye
Will she find that someone in her dreams?
The jury's out while she waits & sees

Caught between classes at Western Michigan,
Gothic Budgie cuts herself a break:
She's gone on a date or two (or three)
From hell, is this worth the time it takes?

She's looking for some action,
Some deeper satisfaction, someone closer to her taste:
She's tired of living life one gray day at a time,
She hasn't got a second left to waste...

CHORUS
There must be somebody for me,
Somebody who loves art & poetry:
There must be somebody for me...

There must be somebody for me,
Somebody who sees what others can't see:
There must be somebody for me...

There must be somebody for me!
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4.29.94 EP: THE MATING GAME/4.29.94
Remainder of 4.29.94 EP:
The Mating Game/4.29.94.

So, if you're still thinking like the old days, in sides -- this would be side two, essentially.

Recorded: 8.28.21
Chairman Ralph (Words & music):
Beatbox, guitar, vocals

Edited/produced by Don Hargraves


>THE MATING GAME<

Lemme tell you about date from hell #1,
The night crashed 'n' burned just like this:

My dad took the car, I was three hours late,
All I got was the pity hug (and a kiss)!

>CHORUS<
These are the hits & the misses of the mating game
These are the hits & the misses of the mating game...

Who could forget date from hell #2?
My night crashed 'n' burned just like this:

She sold lots of "brown product,"
Or that's what she called it:
She & her ex did box office biz!

>CHORUS<
These are the ways & the means of the mating game
These are the ways & the means of the mating game...

<BRIDGE>
My world's bubbling over, w/overexposure,
I hear the same tired stories & jokes:
Every soggy weekend, over & over,
Will this ever work out? I don't know...

Last but not least, date from hell #3:
She seemed so put out
When I skipped a shift to show up

She rolled her eyes & switched off
When I strayed from the small talk
Another Friday night just blew up

>CHORUS<
These are the hits & the misses of the mating game
These are the hits & the misses of the mating game...

These are the ways & the means of the mating game
These are the ways & the means of the mating game...

>ENDING<
Over & over, w/overexposure:
Over & over, how it will end?

Over & over, w/overexposure:
Over & over, where will it end?

>4.29.94<
Another Saturday of going through the motions,
Tryin' to find someone or something that'll grab me
Preferably someone who hates going bowling or golfing...

Suddenly at the bottom of column one, I see
Five words in cold print that just grab me
Sounding like somebody I might really wanna meet:

>CHORUS<
4.29.94, it all started
When she walked right through the door:
The bow in her hair & the red 'n' yellow jumper
Promised more...

So the ad read:
"Eccentric, Single White Female, 25:
300 lbs. (what's that?), queen size,
Artist, student, educated...

"Likes Gothic/Modern Rock," I said,
"Oo-wee, what a shock." (Go on:)
"Intellectual pursuits, like SCA...
Seeking Single White Male
who's drug- and girlfriend-free..."

>CHORUS<
4.29.94, it all started
When he walked right through the door:
The hair past his shoulders
& the black warmup jacket promised more...

>BRIDGE (X 2)<
And to think, you almost didn't show
Weary of the wannabes you'd entertained before
But I was running late, and you said
I was cool enough to call...

We were singin' for our supper
Till we found one another,
Aren't you glad you rolled the dice
& stuck around?

The night we went home,
We knew we weren't alone,
We wouldn't look back...

>CHORUS (X 2)<

4.29.94, it all started
When she walked right through the door:
The bow in her hair & the red 'n' yellow jumper
Promised more...

4.29.94, it all started
When he walked right through the door:
The hair past his shoulders
& the black warmup jacket promised more...
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A BUDGIE'S LIFE_BIRDS OF PLENTY_CALLING ALL TOMORROWS_DAYS LIKE THESE
Track 1: Birds Of Plenty (1:03)
Recorded 8/29/20 and rerecorded 9/13/20.
Written by Lisa D. Quinlan and I for a mindfulness workshop.

Track 2: Calling All Tomorrows (4:03)
Recorded 8/25/20.
Words & music: Chairman Ralph.
Premiered 12/29/19 at Berrien Unitarian Universalist Fellowship (St. Joseph, MI).

Track 3: Days Like These (2:25)
Recorded 7/28/20, and played at BUUF service (8/09/20).
Words & music: Billy Bragg.

Chairman Ralph: All guitars, effects, rhythm box, vocals.
Words & music, except as noted.
Don Hargraves: Production and editing.

LYRICS
<Birds Of Plenty>

Birds of plenty,
Tell me, how many?

Up in the skies,
Or down on a branch

No telling what's happening
In the nest w/this bunch,
& this particular branch:

Birds of plenty,
Tell me, how many?

Looking down below,
In no particular hurry:

Against gleaming mobiles
that reign, silver & supreme,
Running ragged down the road,

Nervous & hurried, worrying, scurried:
Birds of plenty,
Tell me, how many?

I haven't stopped to count them,
But I'm not really worried:
It's another sunny Saturday,
& I'm not really in any hurry...

Time to take time:
Hey, thank you,
Birds of plenty!

<R. Heibutzki/L. Quinlan>


<Calling All Tomorrows>
Another New Year's Eve feeding frenzy
They dropped the ball live on TV
What's this countdown got to do w/me?

I stumbled home & slouched
On the couch, but (I couldn't find much
to watch, so) I popped a cork
& finally called it a day

CH: I'm calling all tomorrows,
Clear the smoke from yesterday
I'm not trying to turn the clocks back,
I'm just trying to turn the page:

I'm calling all tomorrows,
Clear the smoke from yesterday
I'm not making resolutions
I can't keep anyway!

Woke up again, sweatin' & stressin'
Trying hard to count my blessings
This New Year's dream
Feels harder than it seems...

(CH)

>BRIDGE<
I went & crashed myself a party
But the company didn't agree w/me
I beat it back, looking for a Plan B:
That old acquaintance you forgot,
You must mean me...

One of my running buddies just called me
For the first time, in a couple months
Makin' plans, we know what that means:

Turn our guitars up, not the TV
Taking no trips to Blackout City
This new tradition sits way better w/me...

(CH) (2x), to fade

<R. Heibutzki>

<Days Like These>

The party that became so powerful
By sinking foreign boats
Is dreaming up new promises
Because promises win votes

And being resolute in conference
With the ad man's expertise
The majority by their silence
Shall pay for days like these

The right to build communities
Is back behind closed doors
'Tween government and people stands
The right arm of the law

And shame upon the patriot
When the mark of the Bulldog Breed
Is a family without a home
And a pensioner in need
Those whose lives are ruled by dogma
Are waiting for a sign
The Better Dead Than Red Brigade
Are listening on the line

And the liberal, with a small L
Cries in front of the TV
And another demonstration
Passes on to history

Peace, bread, work, and freedom
Is the best we can achieve
And wearing badges is not enough
In days like these

<Billy Bragg>
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A BUDGIE'S LIFE_WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE_TITLE TRACK
Track 4 (per original running order, as I split the files up):
We Gotta Get Outta This Place.

The Animals classic (3:28).
Recorded 4/16/20, played at Berrien Unitarian Universalist Fellow (BUUF), 4/19/20.

Track 5: A Budgie's Life (5:24).
Words & Music: Chairman Ralph.

Chairman Ralph: All guitars, effects, rhythm box, vocals.
Words & music, except as noted.
Don Hargraves: Production and editing.


<A BUDGIE'S LIFE>

I wake up at nine, I'm feeling fine,
I'll go online, and find
What's happening on the ex-Christian grapevine...

Then I fry me a egg, wrap my leg
& answer my fan mail by 10:00 or 11:00

CHORUS
This is a budgie's life, you just live in it
This is a budgie's life, I have an idea a minute
This is a budgie's life, you're welcome to it!

Now it's one o'clock, and it's time
To wake up my man
Who's always got some kind of vision or plan...

But right now, I just want him
To rattle some pots 'n' pans
So I can slap up
This punk rock sandwich on command!

CHORUS
This is a budgie's life, you just live in it
This is a budgie's life, I have an idea a minute
This is a budgie's life, you're welcome to it!

<BRIDGE>
Don't you sell me some positivity spiel
'Cause I can't fake for you what I don't feel:
Don't tell me which emotions of mine
Aren't real -- that program
Isn't part of the budgie's deal!

Come 4:00 p.m., I'm back in my den
Playing with stamps from Mozambique & Japan,
& a rogue nation I forgot!

Now I'm painting this pic
Of a bright green lily pad --
I might sell it for 75 bucks (or maybe not)!

CHORUS
This is a budgie's life, you just live in it
This is a budgie's life, I have an idea a minute
This is a budgie's life, you're welcome to it!

Now it's eleven o'clock
& my motor's running out
I blew up the kitchen,
So we got ourselves a takeout!

I go back online for one last go-round,
Then I pull up the nest by 1:00,
Lights out!

CHORUS
This is a budgie's life, you just live in it
This is a budgie's life, I have an idea a minute
This is a budgie's life, you're welcome to it!

<CODA>
I'm the hardest working budgie in show biz
Some day, the world will soon know this...

I'm the hardest working budgie in show biz
Some day, the rest of you will all know this...


We Gotta Get Out Of This Place

In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refused to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in tryin'

Now my girl, you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due, I know

Watch my daddy in bed a-dyin'
Watched his hair been turnin' grey
He's been workin' and slavin' his life away, oh yes I know it

And I've been workin' too, baby (yeah!)
Every night and day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do

We gotta get out of this place
'Cause girl, there's a better life for me and you

Now my girl you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true, yeah
You'll be dead before your time is due, I know it

Watch my daddy in bed a-dyin'
Watched his hair been turnin' grey, yeah
He's been workin' and slavin' his life away

I know he's been workin' so hard
Every day baby (yeah!)
Whoa! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do

We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there's a better life for me and you

Somewhere baby
Somehow I know it, baby
We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do

We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there's a better life for me and you

Believe me baby
I know it baby
You know it too

<Barry Mann/Cynthia Weill>
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Budgie Is A Goth

Budgie is a goth at heart,
She's off to a flying start
Her tastes are painted black,
From her music to her art

Budgie is a goth
Cloaked in a black coat after dark
She felt most at home
In centuries-old Victorian parks

Sinning and spinning w/Sisters of Mercy
Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Mission UK
& (oh yeah) Love & Rockets is always hot on the box...

I remember our first dates
On the moors of Kalamazoo
Walking hand in glove after sundown,
Me & you

Music was our refuge
Against a world w/out a clue
Walking out w/out a safety net
W/nothing left to lose...

Angry little Budgie
Lives life at the speed of sound
Dressed in black, her peers taken aback
Toting her paintings all around the town...

Sinning and spinning w/Sisters of Mercy
Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Mission UK
& (oh yeah) Bauhaus is always hot on the box...

She's pounding a soundtrack
That nobody else can hear
Sketching away w/The Sisters Of Mercy
Ringing in her ears....

Sinning and spinning w/Sisters of Mercy
Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Mission UK
& (oh yeah) The Cure is always hot on the box...

<10/11/12, 2/11/13>

©Ralph Heibutzki (Words & Music)

I think the title's self-explanatory -- it's not just about digging a particular genre. It's also a way of life. :-)

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What Tomorrow Brings
Another birthday drops, & I gotta confess
Number fifty feels like a stone cold mess
Everyone in your class has tasted some success

You were gonna do this, you were gonna do that
You made up your mind, you were staying pat
Now your fiftieth's here, and it doesn't feel
...you did much of that

But it helps to remember, in moments like these
You didn't follow the crowd, & you didn't aim to please

So happy birthday, you made it here to stay
I can't wait till you see my card today
It's not about yesterday, it's only about today

So happy birthday, you made it here to stay
I can't wait till you see the likes of me today
See what tomorrow brings, then you'll feel okay

Another birthday hits & it knocks you sideways
How the hell'd you get so old anyway
Another year flops w/the leaves falling on the sidewalk

Now, when the calendar drops, it sure feels atomic
Do you take your disappointment w/a gin & tonic
Before you take a drop, I want to tell you something right now:
But it helps to remember, in moments like these
You didn't follow the crowd, & you didn't aim to please

But it helps to remember, in moments like these
You don't answer to anyone else, that's all you need

So happy birthday, you made it here to stay
I can't wait till you see my card today
It's only about tomorrow, it's not about yesterday

So happy birthday, you made it here to stay
I can't wait till you see the likes of me today
See what tomorrow brings, then you'll feel okay

<break>

So happy birthday, you made it here to stay
I can't wait till you get my card today
It's only about yesterday, it's only about today

So happy birthday, you made it here to stay
I can't wait till you see me today
See what tomorrow brings, maybe you'll feel okay

<Coda>
& I don't wanna live forever, I wanna live for real right here
That's where you come in, I know, loud & clear

I don't wanna live forever, I wanna live for real right here
I think that's where you come in, loud & clear

You're all that I've got, everything I want is right here
You're all I've got, everything I want is right here

Everything I want is right here (x 2)!

©Ralph Heibutzki (Words & Music)

We tend beat ourselves up a lot on birthdays -- call it the Coulda/Shoulda/Woulda Club, right? But here's my take on that idea, including why we should take a step back and think again, before we paint ourselves all black 'n' blue.

This version is take III. Take V had more energy, but I decided to go with this one -- Billy Bragg-style -- because I thought it had a better vocal, and you could hear the words a little better, too.
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Housebound Again
First I freeze, then I fry
I shudder & shiver in the blink of an eye
The mercury slides up & down
The temperature bounces all around

I can't breathe & I'm clammy w/sweat
& I haven't seen the last of it yet
When am I going out again? I'm not taking any bets

I'm housebound again, when's my cabin fever ever gonna end?
Going on 1-2-3-4-5 days, I'm housebound again

You know it's not easy being me
It's a condition, one I can't break free
I can't breathe & I can't even see
Why's this happening to me

I can't breathe & I can't go out alone:
Another asthma attack, I hope I don't see black

(And when it strikes:)
I'm housebound again, my cabin fever's never gonna end
10-9-8-7-8 days, I'm housebound again

<break>

Another climate bomb drops
The summer blast is never gonna stop
But now, in my heart of hearts,
I know the switch is going up

Another winter blast is now about to drop
We have a short fall & then I feel that the switch goes up

I shiver & I shudder & I sputter
I can't tell one day from another
Winter is a no go zone
I'm sitting here cooped up at home

June, July, August, I'm shaking & sweating to the bone
Just like (in winter), it's TV& artwork for me
When I'm trapped in my home

I'm housebound again, glued to the forecast,
When it's gonna end?
5-4-3-2-1, I'm hoping that I'm going out again

I'm housebound again, I'm glued to the forecast,
Wondering when it's ending
5-4-3-2-1, I'm housebound again

<Coda>
10-9-8-7-6 days, can I go out again?
5-4-3-2-1 days, can I go out again?
10-9-8-7-6 days, can I go out again?
5-4-3-2-1 days, can I go out again?

5-4-3-2-1 days, I'm going out again!

©Ralph Heibutzki (Words & Music)


As simple as all get out, bouncing between a B/D/A, B/D/E, B/D/A/B sequence...but as always, we throw in a few curveballs, too. When Budgie can't leave her nest, the results can be touch and go...as you'll see from the lyric.
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Baby Bird

You thrill me like no other,
Our lives move now in technicolor
You're here to stay, & I wouldn't have it any other way

How could I forget you when I met you
How they tried to shake you down & sweat you
A vision in black who couldn't ever run with the pack

Baby bird, fly home with me
Spread your wings & you will see
The possibilities between you & me

Baby bird, fly home with me
Take a chance and you will see
We know what it means to kick in the doors that set us free

You kick-started a sensation
That gatecrashes my imagination
Your paintings & your drawings,
Your comics too

Your Victorian outfits & feelings
Rock me harder than ever, leave me reeling
After that first night out, I couldn't wait for another date

Baby bird, fly home with me
Spread your wings & you will see
The possibilities between you & me

Baby bird, fly home with me
Take a chance and you will see
We both know what it means how to set ourselves free

Not for us the life lived in vain
Keeping secrets 24/7
Don't talk about this, don't talk about that, oh, no!

Not for us the live lived on a dime
Doing what you're told till the day you die
“Do this, don't do that, 'cause you're mine, all mine”

The years keep on running faster
But we stand taller knowing how it's lasted
I'm just really glad you waited for me on the date

The years keep on running by faster
But we stand taller knowing how it's lasted
I'm just so glad that you waited for me when I ran late

Baby bird, fly home with me
Spread your wings & you will see
The possibilities between you & me

Baby bird, fly home with me
Take a chance and you will see
We now know how to kick down the doors
That set us free...

©Ralph Heibutzki (Words & Music)

A Heartbreakers-style raveup anchored around a C/D/A, C/A, C/D/G-style chord sequence for the verse, and C/G, C/F, C/G/F for the chorus -- as Glen Matlock says in his memoir, when you're writing something simple, be as simple as you can. A good rule to follow, I think.

This song is about the exuberance of meeting your one 'n' only for the first time...and what that feeling is like, knowing in your bones that your instincts are paying off.
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CHAIRMAN RALPH: "NORTH & SOUTH" (LIVE @ THE BUUF GARDENS, 5/17/21)
CHAIRMAN RALPH: "NORTH & SOUTH" (LIVE @ THE BUUF GARDENS, 5/17/21)
One of the acknowledged bona fide classics off the Clash's last, controversial, often maddening, yet never boring final LP, CUT THE CRAP...this original mournful ballad, co-sung by Joe Strummer and Nick Sheppard, and a song that's become a fan favorite over time.

Recorded 5/17/21 by Lisa D. Quinlan @ the Berrien Unitarian Universalist Fellowship gardens (St. Joseph, MI). Chairman Ralph, guitar and vocals.
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CHAIRMAN RALPH: "WE SHALL OVERCOME/PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER" (LIVE @ BUUF, SJ, 1/20/19)
CHAIRMAN RALPH: "WE SHALL OVERCOME/PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER" (LIVE @ BUUF, SJ, 1/20/19)
Mini-medley approach (Live @ Leeds style!) of this classic Civil Rights-era hymn, plus a snatch of "Keep On Rockin' In The Free World", and Patti Smith's "People Have The Power," before heading back home to the main track...worked well for me, I hope it does the same for you! (For further information/inspiration, see "My Generation" from LIVE AT LEEDS...LP, tape or CD, it doesn't matter. You'll get the idea once you hear the ebb and flow.)
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CHAIRMAN RALPH: "WHAT'S IN A NAME?/MAKE THE ECONOMY SCREAM"
CHAIRMAN RALPH: "WHAT'S IN A NAME?/MAKE THE ECONOMY SCREAM"
Part history lesson, part free-form exploration, part mood piece, I created this song as a summary of what Chileans often call "the other September 11th" -- September 11, 1973, when the military, led by General Augusto Pinochet, overthrew the legally elected government of President Salvador Allende, aided and abetted by the U.S. government, which vowed to "make the economy scream."

Allende died by self-inflicted gunshot wound, as the military closed in on the Presidential Palace, as one of roughly 3,000 killed, either that day, or shortly thereafter. Notable victims included the folk singer, Victor Jara, whose defense of the revolution saw him joining some 40,000 political opponents herded into the National Soccer Stadium, which functioned as a torture and killing center. Jara was among 70 opponents murdered there.

Other victims included two Americans, Frank Teruggi, and Charles Horman, who disappeared after doing his own investigation of the events leading up to the coup. (His story became the subject of the 1982 film, "Missing.") They joined the dead, along with 15 bodyguards and aides taken from the Palace, and remain unaccounted for; and Air Force official Alberto Bachelet, father of future Chilean president Michelle Bachelet, who briefly joined her mother in detention, and eventually, torture.

The coup unleashed an orgy of violence and repression on an unimaginable scale for such a small country. In the first three years after the coup, Pinochet's regime arrested some 130,000 people, as it tightened its grip, and strove to present itself internationally as a reliable anti-Communist partner in South America.

The opening half of this track, "What's In A Name," was inspired by a news item about a debate raging within the Chilean educational system, on how textbooks should treat the coup -- including whether to call it a coup at all, even though the word translates to, "blow against the state," which describes what happened that day in 1973.

Dictators always strive to control how people talk; that is not a new issue. What struck me, in this case, was how an apparently freer Chile still struggled to reckon with its past, which provided my initial inspiration for "What's In A Name." The other half, largely improvised, seeks to convey the scale of the tragedy from a big picture standpoint. In that spirit -- listen, reflect, and learn. And do not forget what happened.

Chairman Ralph: lead+harmony vocals, rhythm+lead guitar, bass, drums
Jim Dalgleish: secondary drum fills
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HAPPY 46TH, LITTLE BUDGIE: "BUDGIE WANTS (SOME 9 GRAIN BREAD)"/"EVERYTHING STINKS")
HAPPY 46TH, LITTLE BUDGIE: "BUDGIE WANTS (SOME 9 GRAIN BREAD)"/"EVERYTHING STINKS")
"BUDGIE WANTS (SOME NINE GRAIN BREAD)" (LIVE IN THE VAN, 8/28/14)
Just as the title says -- a slice of ordinary life, about something that an average person wants, but can't get on a regular basis...recorded in the van...without the benefit of air conditioning, however.

HAPPY 46TH, LITTLE BUDGIE: "EVERYTHING STINKS" (LIVE IN THE VAN, 8/28/14)
If the Ramones could sing about "Crummy Stuff," I figured that I could have a song called "Everything Stinks"...but there's something else going on here beneath the comedy, as you'll see.

Both versions are alternate mixes and edits of the ones previously posted.
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HAPPY 46TH, LITTLE BUDGIE: "I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF" (7/18/14 REMIX)
HAPPY 46TH, LITTLE BUDGIE: "I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF" (7/18/14 REMIX)
For my wife's birthday last year, I recorded my own version of the Troggs classic -- then remixed it, with a little help from Cool Edit Pro, to see where else I could take it...hence, the trick fadeout (and other sleights of hand here).
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY..."): 01_ A SANE REVOLUTION_02_HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY..."): 01_ A SANE REVOLUTION_02_HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY
01_A SANE REVOLUTION
Written by D.H. Lawrence and reproduced on the gatefold of Mott The Hoople's 1973 album, MOTT...and here, spiced up with a little reverb. :-) Recorded live (8/28/17) to DVR (Digital Voice Recorder).

02_HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY
Chairman Ralph: Acoustic guitar, vocals. Recorded live (8/21/17) to DVR (Digital Voice Recorder). Lyrics included.
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY..."): 03_I HATE SUMMER_04_CODA
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY..."): 03_I HATE SUMMER_04_CODA
03_I HATE SUMMER
Chairman Ralph: Guitar, vocals and beatbox. Recorded live (8/28/17) to DVR (Digital Voice Recorder).

04_CODA
The basic song, plus coda -- a very Sixties-ish thing to do, isn't it? Complete with reggae "chop" guitar, no less, from the Chairman himself (plus vocals).
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY..."): 05_ RUN AWAY WITH ME
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANYWAY..."): 05_ RUN AWAY WITH ME
Chairman Ralph: Guitar, vocals, and beatbox. Recorded live (8/28/17) to DVR (Digital Voice Recorder).
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I WATCH THE BIRDS_01_TITLE TRACK_02_WISH I HAD STAYED
I WATCH THE BIRDS_01_TITLE TRACK_02_WISH I HAD STAYED
I WATCH THE BIRDS

Are we watching man's feathered friends, or is it really the other way around, given what we're doing to our environment? Find out in this song!

Words: Lisa D. Quinlan/Ralph Heibutzki
Music: Ralph Heibutzki
Arranged: Chairman Ralph

Recorded 8/19/19: Don Hargraves
Additional Postproduction: Chairman Ralph


WISH I HAD STAYED
The words come from a poem from Lisa's that I set to a chord sequence that I'd had knocking around for some time. The sentiments are self-evident.

Words: Lisa D. Quinlan
Music: Ralph Heibutzki
Arranged: Chairman Ralph

Recorded 8/19/19: Don Hargraves
Additional Postproduction: Chairman Ralph
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I WATCH THE BIRDS_03_BRING ON THE SUMMER
I WATCH THE BIRDS_03_BRING ON THE SUMMER
BRING ON THE SUMMER
Just as the title says, a song intended to celebrate the beginning of summer, with Lisa supplying the lyrical content, and myself, coming up again with the chord sequence and arrangement. Originally written and played unplugged -- we'll get around to record a version like that, I'm sure.


Words: Lisa D. Quinlan
Music: Ralph Heibutzki
Arranged: Chairman Ralph

Recorded 8/19/19: Don Hargraves
Additional Postproduction: Chairman Ralph
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I WATCH THE BIRDS_04_SUMMER IS HERE
I WATCH THE BIRDS_04_SUMMER IS HERE
Recorded 8/19/19: Don Hargraves
Additional Post-production: Chairman Ralph

SUMMER IS HERE
I've always loved this song, by The Outsiders (not to be confused with their equally-named garage rock counterparts from Cleveland, Ohio, and Tampa, Florida), so I figured -- why not put it on. considering that it fits the summer-y vibe of this year's EP?
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"POLICE" (UNPLUGGED: TOO TIGHT TOO CLOSE MIX ): THE PROLES
"POLICE" (UNPLUGGED: TOO TIGHT TOO CLOSE MIX ): THE PROLES

Recorded (3/02/15) at home...from DVR to guitar...and edited in post-production via Cool Edit Pro (hence, the subtitle). Then and now, one of those songs whose subject matter hasn't aged a bit (unfortunately!) -- but a worthwhile one to do. Unless you're a diehard punk partisan, the odds are even that you may not know this song -- which gained wider exposure on the BLOODSTAINS ACROSS AUSTRALIA comp CD (1998), having appeared exactly 20 years before then.

Like many singles of that era, "Police"/"Underage" was a self-released production, and marked the only one that this Australia band managed to put out. There's a certain symmetry in that fact. But what a great song it is -- if you've heard it, you already know.  One reason is the riff itself, which shows how you can milk one chord (F) to set a mood...a quality it shares in common with "The Leader" (The Clash), which is also based around that same chord, same key (F). The original 45 also features some fiddly bits that my fingers weren't fast to emulate, so I let that go and built my version around the rhythm, which is simple, urgent and driving.

My other inspiration for doing this song is the subject matter, which (sadly) hasn't changed a bit...and is arguably heading backwards, given the recent spate of fatal police-civilian shootings. Twenty-odd years ago, the nation watched transfixed in horror as LAPD officers rained down blow after blow from their night sticks onto Rodney King. Today, we seem no farther along to a comprehensive solution of the ills that create situations like the King incident (and so many more like it).As the lyrics make amply clear, the situation wasn't much better, then, either ("The police force needs a drastic change/At war with the public, it's time to stop their game"), which has something to do with the militarized aura that characterizes many departments ("They have too much power over us/They try to tower over us").

I had to improvise one line in the latter half of the song, because I couldn't make it out...but it's one that's in keeping with the overall vibe, I think. (I can't recall which one at the moment -- I'll have to listen to it again, and type it out accordingly.) At any rate, it's a great song from this politically inclined group...and one that deserves a wider exposure than it got the first time around. Go to "Featured Songs" and hear the story for yourself!

LYRICS

VERSE 1) The police force needs a drastic change
At war with the public
It's time to stop their game

They're power hungry animals
& then they have a gun
To stop anybody who tries to run...

PRE-CHORUS) They shouldn't use violence,
It's just a poor excuse
To bash anybody who gives them abuse

CHORUS) They got too much power over us
They try to tower over us
They run you down, they shove you around,
They try to run you out of town...

<GUITAR BREAK>

VERSE 2) The police force needs a drastic change
At war with the public
It's time to stop their game

We should be allowed to harm ourselves
Without being treated like criminals...

PRE-CHORUS) They should be more concerned
With people who hurt others
Put limits on their power over others

CHORUS) They got too much power over us
They try to tower over us
They run you down, they shove you around,
They try to run you out of town...

(REPEAT 2X, FADE)

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YOU WON'T GET THE GIG (SCRATCHY HOME DEMO, 4/22/14)
YOU WON'T GET THE GIG (SCRATCHY HOME DEMO, 4/22/14)
Just as the title says, recorded live and direct with my Olympus Digital Voice Recorder...with my guitar/amp run through headphones, turned all the way up, to my left...the vocal mike run through my bass amp, in the center...and a Casio drumbeat on the right. The lyrics describe a true story, though...as Robert Plant once said: "I ain't disclosing no names."
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